Things You Should Know About Menahem Pressler

**Updated**

1. If you page turn badly he will tell you so. If you page turn well, he will tell you, it was horrible.

2. He is astounded by the amount of people who will show up "to watch him not be ready" in an open rehearsal.

3. His jacket eats pencils.

4. He is more than willing to fuck up the music with you as long as you both make the choice to.

5. His name is Menahem Pressler, therefor be in awe. (I'm completely serious. This is not the sarcasm kicking in. He is amazing and you should all bow at his feet.)

**6. As he brought up himself, he has never said no to me. :)